So, a beaver walks into a Dollar Store...

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 12/01/2016 at 13:50 • Filed to: None

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.

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For Sweden > ttyymmnn 12/01/2016 at 13:51

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Whaddaya mean you don’t take Canadian Tire money!?

Jcarr > ttyymmnn 12/01/2016 at 13:58

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You ever heard a beaver jump into the water? When I used to go turkey hunting I’d hear them jump into the river backwater on our land. Almost sounds like a gunshot.

S65 > ttyymmnn 12/01/2016 at 13:59

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Ah, crab state. Didn’t know we have Beavers.

Chasaboo > ttyymmnn 12/01/2016 at 14:00

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Quiz question, what is the name of the MIT ring?

MonkeePuzzle > ttyymmnn 12/01/2016 at 14:01

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I wood never have believed it, what a tail!

ttyymmnn > MonkeePuzzle 12/01/2016 at 14:09

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Dam. That was good.

ttyymmnn > Chasaboo 12/01/2016 at 14:10

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Steve?

ttyymmnn > Jcarr 12/01/2016 at 14:10

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Can’t say as I have. Interesting.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > ttyymmnn 12/01/2016 at 14:17

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heard this one? But what if no one was around?

Pickup_man > Jcarr 12/01/2016 at 14:28

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That’s their tail slapping the water, I see them occasionally when I go fishing in Canada. It’s impressive how loud they can be.

ttyymmnn > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 12/01/2016 at 14:30

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If a man says something in the woods, and his wife isn’t there to hear him, is he still wrong?

fhrblig > ttyymmnn 12/01/2016 at 14:31

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I hope that the in-store music playing was “Fake Plastic Trees” while all this was happening.

ttyymmnn > fhrblig 12/01/2016 at 14:35

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That would only have pissed him off even more.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > ttyymmnn 12/01/2016 at 15:43

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Yes.